Jun 16Toons on Tees – Eat My Shorts!Cartoon-clad clothes are all the rage, but are they really suitable for grown men? Blue. Spikey. Fast. What more could a boy want from a...
Jun 9No More Ironing – Let the Creases Live!Why wasting your life ironing is more absurd than chasing cheese. Think of a woman from the 1950s. Who do you have in mind? Marilyn...
Jun 2Acne – More than Skin Deep?The challenges of handling acne and blemish-prone skin Splat! …There goes the sound of another spot being squeezed and the pus hitting...
May 5How to Pose for Photos – A Guide for MenSay cheese without being cheesy! Do you just love posing for photos? Are you totally selfie mad? Are you completely at one with the lens?...
Apr 26Don’t Watch That! – Smartwatches vs. Vintage TimepiecesShould you turn the clock back on your choice of wristwatch? Gosh, smartwatches really tick me off. They’re so horribly antisocial! The...
Apr 9Branded A FoolIs it really worth paying more for designer brands? See that little croc on my polo shirt? He cost me £100. And the dinky chap playing...
Mar 17Fleeced for a Fleece! Why are second-hand clothes now so pricey? Something strange has happened in the fashion world lately. It’s really rather a paradox....
Mar 1Talking the Talk – Is Your Speech On-trend?What are the hottest speech trends this season? Which words will you hear spoken on the red carpet? Which phrases should you avoid at all...
Feb 17Unzip: Life Lessons from a Gilet“PR*CK!” he shouted, as he drove past. He was a bloke in a white van. I was a bloke harmlessly crossing the road. Why the abuse? I...
Feb 6Vintage Football Shirts… Love ‘em or Loathe ‘em? “WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?” Are you the type of man who can pull off the trend for vintage football shirts? Or do they just...
Jan 18F*ck the Fitness Resolutions!Right then! Here we go again, eh? Another year: another chance for a fresh start and another set of resolutions. Or, at least, that’s...
Jan 3Bah Humbug! Spare Me The Ugly Christmas Style“Oh, the weather outside is frightful…” and inside the Christmas décor and attire is little better! People just love to make Christmas an...
Dec 15, 2021The Scent of Success…? Crazy Cologne Ads at Christmas!“BE THE MAN OF TODAY!”, “ONLY THE BRAVE”, “GENTLEMEN ONLY”, “THE POWER OF COOL”, “ALL A MAN IS”, “HERO”. …Don’t worry, I haven’t been...
Nov 26, 2021Sneakerheads – Surely Trainers Are Not Worth Your Net Worth?Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years then you’ll know that a sneakerhead is not someone with an awkwardly shaped...
Nov 14, 2021Minty Mastication! Chewing gum and the Hollywood SmileAre you a minty masticator? A serial gum chewer? One of those fellows who are constantly smacking gum round their mouths like a cow...
Oct 30, 2021Too Cool for a Cagoule? What Do You Wear in the Rain?“SAY CHEESE…!” And we did, the whole bloomin’ lot of us – snapped grinning away in our matching pac-a-macs like every other family in the...
Oct 14, 2021Umbrellas: Would You Part with Lots of Lolly for a Brolly?Someone once told me that he didn’t think men should use umbrellas. A bit sissy, he thought it. A bit wet, he might have punned, had he...
Sep 28, 2021Pimp My Brogues? The Difficulties of Wearing Traditional Men’s ShoesFolk wisdom warns us not to judge a man till you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. But I give you express permission to judge me before...
Sep 14, 2021Autumn Attire: Chunky Knit or Hunky Twit?Are you a chunky knit or a hunky twit? I don’t know exactly what that means… but it makes an amusing opener. I think what I’m getting at...
Aug 27, 2021How Gloomy Views Upend the BluesI’ve never been a great one for admiring beautiful views. I don’t know why. They’ve just never moved me. Sunsets… meh. London’s skyline,...