SAMUEL ADAM WALTERS FREELANCE WRITER

Cartoon-clad clothes are all the rage, but are they really suitable for grown men? Blue. Spikey. Fast. What more could a boy want from a...

Why wasting your life ironing is more absurd than chasing cheese. Think of a woman from the 1950s. Who do you have in mind? Marilyn...

The challenges of handling acne and blemish-prone skin Splat! …There goes the sound of another spot being squeezed and the pus hitting...

Say cheese without being cheesy! Do you just love posing for photos? Are you totally selfie mad? Are you completely at one with the lens?...

Should you turn the clock back on your choice of wristwatch? Gosh, smartwatches really tick me off. They’re so horribly antisocial! The...

Is it really worth paying more for designer brands? See that little croc on my polo shirt? He cost me £100. And the dinky chap playing...

Why are second-hand clothes now so pricey? Something strange has happened in the fashion world lately. It’s really rather a paradox....

What are the hottest speech trends this season? Which words will you hear spoken on the red carpet? Which phrases should you avoid at all...

“PR*CK!” he shouted, as he drove past. He was a bloke in a white van. I was a bloke harmlessly crossing the road. Why the abuse? I...

“WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?” Are you the type of man who can pull off the trend for vintage football shirts? Or do they just...

Right then! Here we go again, eh? Another year: another chance for a fresh start and another set of resolutions. Or, at least, that’s...

“Oh, the weather outside is frightful…” and inside the Christmas décor and attire is little better! People just love to make Christmas an...

“BE THE MAN OF TODAY!”, “ONLY THE BRAVE”, “GENTLEMEN ONLY”, “THE POWER OF COOL”, “ALL A MAN IS”, “HERO”. …Don’t worry, I haven’t been...

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years then you’ll know that a sneakerhead is not someone with an awkwardly shaped...

Are you a minty masticator? A serial gum chewer? One of those fellows who are constantly smacking gum round their mouths like a cow...

“SAY CHEESE…!” And we did, the whole bloomin’ lot of us – snapped grinning away in our matching pac-a-macs like every other family in the...

Someone once told me that he didn’t think men should use umbrellas. A bit sissy, he thought it. A bit wet, he might have punned, had he...

Folk wisdom warns us not to judge a man till you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. But I give you express permission to judge me before...

Are you a chunky knit or a hunky twit? I don’t know exactly what that means… but it makes an amusing opener. I think what I’m getting at...

I’ve never been a great one for admiring beautiful views. I don’t know why. They’ve just never moved me. Sunsets… meh. London’s skyline,...